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Kyle is a dude obsessed with Monster Energy Drinks and likes soccer moms and in summer switches between wet look gel or a snap back flipped back.
Older Man: "young man you better slow down on those"
Kyle : "I'll slow down on Monsters when your mom stops sucking"
Kyle's mother : "you apologize to that man this instance"
Kyle : "flips old man off"
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kyle is just so fucking cute, if he truly loves you he will do ANYTHING for you, he's so sweet and gives the best hugs. when you first see him he looks quite intimidating but when you get to know him he's just like a big teddy bear that u just wanna cuddle tf out of. he's such a good person and seeing him upset will break your heart. everyone needs a kyle in their life <3
"man, kyle sends me good morning snaps every morning"
"omg same he's so cute :')"
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the type of guy with bleached hair. posts bad memes. shitposter in general. he'll always have that one unfunny friend that you wanna knockout. kyle also uses outdated and unfunny memes.
kyle: do u know dae wae?
everyone: kyle, shut the fuck up.
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kyle, the type of guy who shitposts really bad memes. the guy who thinks he's funny when he's not. make sure his hair is bleached
his opinions are always irrelevant too.
kyle: do u know dae wae?
everyone else: kyle shut up
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a really gay fat man who likes fingers in his ass and owns a dildo
omg that kyle guy is a total kyle
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very sweet person. the typical “punches dry wall and drinks monster.”
kyles like to be around their friends, that’s where they act the most themselves. loves to prove their stronger. will protect their family and loved ones, but also will give zero fucks about anything.
kyle: *takes sip of monster*
friend: dude those are so bad for you
kyle: *has a collection of monster cans in his room* bro, i’ll put you through that drywall over there
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A lazy son of a bitch that leaves his english essays to the last minute
All the kyles in the class are failing and they deserve it
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