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The coming together of top lads to take part in serious lad chat. No hoes must be present.
Eg. When in uni halls, lad meetings may take part in the shower (fully clothed). Whatever is discussed behind shower curtain does not leave.
Controversial or risky behaviour carried out in a manner so that the person garners respect from others (frequently used Ironically)
"Jeff fought that bouncer last night whilst dunk."
"That's lad behaviour right there"
Lad talk the language "proper lads" use when referring to bullshit scenarios that will never happen.
"I won't really fuck your sister, it was lad talk"
something that is a secret from all girls and that is basically just about porn, girls, bullshit scenarios and a lot more
Rowan - i can’t tell you what lad talk is
Danni - i’ll find out
Rowan - no you won’t
Danni - *finds out cause she’s a fucking genius*
The most interesting group of 11 guys you’ll ever meet. Out of that 11, 1 is always hœørny and at least 2 are simps, 1 cry baby, 1 short one(with even shorter shlong) 1 good boy and 1 bad boy, the gamer, the sweet 1, 1 missionary, and to retards that are lowkey kinda funny when bullying the short gym rat, and gym rat. Oh yea at least 8 are weeeeeebs and gym rat watches hentai🤮(no judgement bro)🤮
Girl 1: I’m bored let’s go hang with that group of boys “the lads”
Girl 2: why not we got nothing better to do and the most interesting stuff happens when around these weeeeeebs
The lads are a group of overconfident but intellectually deficient young men. Their hobbies include; cheering, getting drunk, wanking in lessons, getting head from youngers & being cheated on. The lads will evolve to one day become the geezers, who will give their wives black eyes if the steak pie is over cooked.
Person 1: That guy just failed the exam but ran out cheering
Person 2: Don’t worry, he’s one of the lads
A group of young vibing men who are supporters of Dylan and will help execute anyone who Dylan hates