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Any email thread with more than six addressees will resolve itself without you having to respond.
Wonk A: Incredible! By the time I read that email thread about the TPS reports, Jane in Marketing and Brad in Finance had fixed the problem... I didn't have to do a thing!
Wonk B: Goggin's Law works in mysterious ways, my friend.
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Fishers law.(also known as Fisher's Rule of uselessness or Fisher's Lack of credibility). It states: "As someone losing an argument or debate (especially on-line or in the pub) gets more desperate, the probability of using wikipedia or other on-line user based information resources approaches 1. In other words, Fisher observed that, given enough time, in any online/drunken discussion—regardless of topic or scope—someone inevitably says "I think I read that on-line..."
It also states the probability that wikipedia or any other user based source of information can successfully be used as a credible source of information in any argument or debate is = or < 0.
Fisher's law has been used in an online discussion as a deterrent against the use of on-line user based information sites as a credible sources of factual information in a debate or argument. The rule does not make any statement about whether any particular information is in fact correct, but merely that it is an unreliable source and should automatically render the debate lost and the debater a twat.
twatFisher's Law
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Refers to the sudden shift of acceptable behavior in the event of snow.
Sean: "Lauren, you can't smoke that blunt in the street!"
Lauren: "Of course I can. Snow Law."
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The first person to compare someone to baby raping, head chopping Muslims loses the argument.
Bob just violated Berry's Law when he compared Catholics to a Muslim extremist.
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The law that states collegiate club hockey teams know more about alcoholic drink preferences of their teammates, rather than knowing anything about their personal lives or family life.
Dyer's law would play out in the following situation:
Teammate 1 walks into The End Zone and asks for 2 vodka cranberries because he knows that it is Teammate #2's favorite drink.
TM2 - " Thanks for the drink. It's my favorite. But you knew that. Gosh, you are like my mom. Oh, speaking of that, how is your mom?"
TM1 - "Actually I was adopted. I am surprised you did not know that considering you are majoring in social work?"
TM2 - " I am actually majoring in kinesiology."
TM1- "Oh really. Wow. So. Grad school next year?"
TM2- "That's highly unlikely considering I am only a first semester sophomore."
Or: While dining at Denny's Restaurant, more information is leaked.. For this instance we will use the names Justin and Chris.
J: "Well Chris, you are just a Red Wings fan because you are from Michigan."
C:" I live in Ohio."
J:"You do? Really? Oh yeaaa... that's right. You went to St. Mary's right?"
C: "No. Actually that was my rival school. I went to St. Tom's. Thanks a lot Justin. That is your name isn't it?"
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When you are not looking for something/someone you find it/them.
The boy knew that because of the lego law he would never find the girl he wanted if he was looking, so he stopped and she found him.
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