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The act of inserting deli meat (preferably turkey) into your partners vagina or anus, while having them refer to you as Abe.
Deli Clerk: Next please!
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?
Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.
Lincoln is everyones father, he's a kind and loving man with a kind heart, his wifes Natalie and its cool to see him live
"look at that dude he looks so dumb innit"
"lol hes my dad, Lincoln"
Olivia Kelly’s best friend for life
Lincoln is Olivia Kelly’s best friend
Seems like a sweet nerdy boy... at first but then he turns out to be a horny asshole. He hates girls that lie. Apparently. Likes the library and everything from the waist down. Too much of a pussy to speak to ur face. Does everything over whatsapp and gmail.
Your just as horny as Lincoln. You bitch.
a Bitch who makes you go to prom and getsmad when you go but not the way he wanted to
lincoln forced me to go to the dance