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London Takeaway

When you're eating a girl's minge and you sneeze aggressively like how bossman sneezes in chicken tendies.

Ben: What did you get up to?
Merlin: Big man ting yeh, I London takeawayed that morning

Castillo: It's not looking good Brev

by June 10, 2022


londoned

to be stabbed by a londoner

Drake: did you hear? Jake got londoned in an alleyway!
Jake: Yeah its sad.

by egg_fucker June 12, 2022


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by West London Pharmacy September 13, 2022


London-fishing

When you are from the UK but not London, but you put on an accent/act like you are from south east London for clout

Katie: ah yes I love Peckham, all the best venues are there
Tabitha: swear you’re from Walsall? Or have you been London-fishing me this whole time?!
Katie: ...

by LeoTheLizard98 August 24, 2020


London Marie

London capital of England, Marie the universal middle name for a woman. London Marie is a strong woman, but is very sensitive.

If you ever upset London Marie she will forgive you almost every time, but if it’s her family she will never forgive her and you will end up on her bad side.

She is friendly and often shy. Once you get to know her good luck she’s will reveal her crazy side.

London Marie is a crazy adorable person
Be careful went teasing London Marie, you don’t want to get on her bad side.
London isn’t from “London”

by London Marie November 22, 2021


London Marie

London is the capital of England, Marie is a universal middle name for a woman. She is adorable but you don’t want to get on her bad side.

If you ever upset London Marie she will forgive you very easily, until she had enough. But when upsetting her family, good job your on her bad side.

She is often shy to people she’s not close to, but once you get to know, she will reveal her crazy side.

London Marie is crazy adorable.
She isn’t someone you want on her bad side.
London isn’t from “London” the capital of England!

by London Marie November 22, 2021


Barnes (London, SW13)

A cesspool of depravity, poisoning the Thames. Notorious for anal pioneers, fetish freaks and a sickening stench of melted dildos

Billy: Oh no, I’ve got to go through Barnes (London, SW13) on the train!

Jim: shit. Just make sure to keep the windows closed and don’t make any kind of eye contact with the locals.

by Concerned onlooker April 21, 2024