No McDonalds March

You are not allowed to consume McDonalds products at all in the month of March

Friend. Wanna go to McDonalds

Me. Can’t its No McDonalds March

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McDonald's Happy Meal

When you take a quarter pound cheeseburger, milkshake, fries, diced apples, and a toy, and shove it up an pussy and fuck it. After, you and your partner can enjoy a McDonald's Happy Meal

I served Jessica the McDonald's Happy Meal so hard she passed out.

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Old McDonalds Boys

Reffering to the police. It does this by taking the saying "police are pigs" And relating it to someone that has pigs: old McDonald.

"Why dont you have your car?"
"Old McDonalds Boys impounded it."
"Pigs."

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Whatever McDonalds worker

More commonly abbreviated to wmw, this is used to show that you think the person you are talking to is so low in soceity (a mcdonalds worker) their opinion doesn't matter. Most commonly used at a secondary school level. Can also be used with a hand gesture making a W with both your thumbs and index fingers, then turning it upside down for an M and then back up for a W.

Scabby person: Did you know that jackie fancies you?
Ben: Whatever McDonalds worker

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Ronald McDonald Jizz

Your basic every day ketchup.

Oh, Oliver you totally got Ronald McDonald Jizz on your shirt, you fag stick.

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McDonald's secret sauce

The sauce ejaculated from an employee at McDonald's. Commonly found in ketchup packets.

He spilled McDonald's secret sauce all over her face

McDonalds Sprite Treatment

When you pour McDonalds Sprite inside of a woman's vagina.

When I see her, I'm giving her a McDonalds Sprite Treatment

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