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after a night of heavy drinking, eating, etc., the act of waking up the next morning and taking the most violent, earth-shattering dump, in which it sprays the walls of the crapper with the powerful force of a fire hose!!!
"oh man, i must have had like fifteen heinekens last night before we got those chili cheese dogs....uh-oh...i'll be right back...."
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"I hope Charlie didnt OD on that sketchy Mexican Brown"
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An alcoholic beverage served to annoying drunks in Northern Texas. It consists of 1 shot of "McCormick Vodka", 1 shot of "Azteca Tequila", 1 cup of warm milk and topped off with a spoonful of pimento cheese and a slice of jalepeno pepper.
DAVE: "Man, your buddy Zack must really be fucked up. That's the second time tonight I've seen him with a "Dead Mexican".
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when performing doggy style on a girl at the top of the staircase, the man takes he girls arms and wraps them around his legs and rides the woman down the stairs.......hence a "mexican tobbagin"
i was bangin my girlfriend one night and gave her the mexican tobbagin...... and broke her nose on the way down the steps!
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When you're trying to take a dump at work, and someone is in the stall next to you trying to shit too. Neither of you wants to be the one to stank up the bathroom so you sit there squeezing your buttcheeks together.
Mary Sue and I were in a Mexican Shitoff in the bathroom.
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The sexual act of dousing the anus of a person with tabasco sauce and proceeding to toss that person's salad.
Yo man, last night my girlfriend gave me the best mexican bullseye ever.
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When a man buys a pickup truck & a couple lawn mowers & piles all his amigos & lawnmowers into the truck to start a lawn cutting business.
Derived from the millions of ratty pickup trucks packed with mexicans & lawn mowers.
That mexican entrepreneur almost ran me off the road with his truck packed full of mexicans & lawn mowers.
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