Milk Dud

Boobs that have had such extensive plastic surgery that they no longer lactate.

Julie: "Did you hear that Jenny is pregnant?"
Katie: "Yea, how will she feed her kids with that pair of milk duds she hauls around?"

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Andreas Milk

Whn a girl is giving you head cum in her mouth. Then she sticks out her tounge to show you "Andreas Milk".

When you cum on a girls tounge. Then she sticks out her tounge to show you "Andreas Milk".

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milking the cock

verb. milked the cock, milk the cock, milking the cock, milks the cock

The practice of removing excess semen from the urethra after ejaculation, usually by applying pressure beginning just forward of the scrotum and moving up towards the head of the penis.

After brutally reaming Jason L's ass for over three hours, I finnaly came, and afterwards, milked the cock.

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milk apple

Any man who is a simp, pussy beggar and mangina.

Zephanorion is a milk apple bitch.

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milk the goat

1) n. radical skateboarding move in which the rider leaps over an animal while the board runs under the animal. Care should be taken that the animal is not particularly skittish. By extension "milk the steel goat" is the same move but a car is employed instead of an animal.

2) v. sexual euphemism.

Yo! Dude! Check out the Great Dane! Time for a milk the goat! Wanna watch?

Uhhh. You mean the noun, right?

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milk sack

Large and slightly saggy breast. Used when sublty comparing person to a cow.

She had nasty milk sacks.
Look at the milk sacks on that whore.

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urban milk

to ease someones mind and put them to sleep by going through all of your favorite urbandictionary.com definitions.

'Baby?Can you not get to sleep?Let daddy come in and feed you some urban milk.'

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