MineCraft PE

Game that broke a$$ people play because they can’t afford minecraft on console

Poor kid: wanna play MineCraft PE?
Rich kid: On what console
Poor Kid: On PockEt EdItIOn
Rich Kid: your gay

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Minecraft player

God

Hey,are you a Minecraft player?
Yes,im a god

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Minecraft Animations

Is an animated porn of a Steve fucking an animal mob or another Steve (if ur gay).

Guy1:hey dude have you been watching minecraft animations again.
Pedophile1: yeah dude I also like to jerk off in front of my minecraft figure collection.
Guy1: WTF!? I'm outa here (door slams).

Guy1:hey dude have you been watching minecraft animations again.
Pedophile1: yeah dude I also like to jerk off in front of my minecraft figure collection.
Guy1: WTF!? I'm outa here (door slams).

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minecraft shark

the most brutal creature known to minecraft. one glance from the minecraft shark will not only kill you, but destroy all of your items, and leave you emotionally scarred.

Guy 1 " FML, i got pwned by a minecraft shark."

Guy 2 " come here, you need a hug."

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minecraft and chill

Similar to netflix and chill but with minecraft. To set the mood you watch creeper porn.

Minecraft and chill is fun for twelve year olds

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minecraft disease

Pure cancer, but from the very popular game Minecraft instead of other things that create normal cancer.

Boy 1: Dude i think you got the Minecraft disease please see a doctor.

Boy 2: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!

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Minecraft YouTuber

Do you mean PewDiePie

A: Do you watch PewDiePie
B: You mean the biggest Minecraft YouTuber

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