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A car that’s used to conduct a mission from God. Usually on the back half of its life and an icon of its generation.
Looks like a bag of shit, but it’s statistics fill the brief.
Used to minimise overhead expenditure and maximise the profit margins.
Policeman: Look, it’s thats shit box Dodge again, lets roll.
5 minute lapse in movie where blues mobile defies logic
Same Policeman, crashed out: I’ll catch that sucker if it’s the last thing I ever do!
A Little Tikes car that is modded to where it can reach maximum speeds of 23 mph
Dave: “Have you seen that Jerry got a brand new Scheweebi Mobile”
Bob: “Yeah dude I’m jealous it can go 23 mph”
Little Tikes modded in such a way that it will reach maximum speeds of 23 miles per hour
A man was arrested for not regulating his “Scheweebi Mobile”
A Mobile boxing glove is a knife, typically a folding blade knife that can be carried in a pocket, used in a street fight. Named after Mobile Alabama due to it's infamous reputation as being a rough city.
I thought it was just going to be some friendly fisticuffs but he put on his Mobile boxing glove and stabbed me.
A person who sits on social media and does nothing but troll other people based on race. They throw old statistics and refuse to acknowledge new information. These people probably never done nothing to help their own community but are obsessed with tearing down others. Arguing with them is like talking to a brick wall. Mobile racists rarely has any educated facts and throws racial slurs in response to experiencing cognitive dissonance. These clowns most likely never experienced racism in their life but go off based on stereotypes.
This behaviour is usually from incels more than women. They usually take the time to create fake Instagram pages about races, especially Black people, and post disturbing photos with racist commentary.
Mobile racist: Slavery ended 200 years ago!! Get over it.
Mobile racist: When one person does something its on the whole community
Mobile racist: BuT BlACK LiVES MaTteR RiGhT??
code name for other girls a guy is talking too.
“im going back to my mobile games they dont gaslight me“
Shitty shit that fucking fucks. Ads are fake, by the -69420 IQ guy with AI voiceover "you cant beat level 3" or "if you beat level 5 you are officially smarter than Albert Einstein" and then when you play the ad, you get redirected to the store page. Reason why I play Antimatter Dimensions on my laptop or Minecraft Story Mode/Zelda BOTW on Switch. Fuck mobile games.
Person 1: Bro is he playing mobile games?
Person 2: Yeah, what an idiot.
Person 1: I'm playing Geometry Dash rn
Person 2: Bro there's some dog shit on the fucking road!!
Person 1: AH FUCK
Person 3: Dude i hate those fucking ads but cant buy good games :(
Person 2: Watcha doing?
Person 3:Watching gen alpha peeps play mobile games. Idiots.