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Return to monke

Kind of like Flowers for Algernon, another excuse not to have respect another person never needed in the first place for some retard.

You think the guy should move to a cabin in Montana and change his name to Ted, perhaps talk about getting a sex change like Ted? Would that make him return to monke with no y at the end? It's great when people actually know what the fuck they are talking about.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2022


Monk Bag

The sexual act of inserting one testicle into the anus of a girl and the second one into her vagina. A fairly difficult task, thus one who can accomplish the Monk Bag can achieve enlightenment. (Act of - "monk bagging")

My girl is totally down for the Monk Bag so I can achieve enlightenment!

by lost_number March 2, 2016


Monke Balls

You and your friends are in a stage of awkward silence, so someone shouts this out as a conversation starter.

Man 1: "..."
Man 2: "..."
Man 3: "Monke Balls."
Man 1 & 2: "Yes."

by fazewatah1212 January 18, 2022


monke brain

Monke brain is when you do something instinctively, without thinking. Usually happens when something rare appears.

Jerome: I’m sorry that I went monke brain on you.
Alex: YOU KNEW I WANTED THAT SHINY MOLTRESS YOU ASSHOLE

by zyledotpng October 8, 2022


monk release

a monk getting released

hey jimbo want to go to a party? oh yeah wheres that? its that monk leaving the monk hood , its called monk release i believe.
sweet ill see you there!!

by longjohndec December 12, 2009


Monke Gang

Monke Gang is a chad monkey and gorilla server that hates liberals and non-monkes

Person 1: Bro have you heard of Monke Gang?

Person 2: Yeah I have,it’s pretty Pog!

by Peridot From The Gang March 31, 2021


paul monk

a complete dickhead that says rebel alot and is gay

that james is a bit of a paul monk

by adam dorrell November 30, 2006