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Shitting your pants in a vehicle not your own.
On the way back from dinner Franks Jeep was Filthy Morganed by a friend who couldn't control his anus.
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Coolest guy on the streets. He knows hes tough as dick, he also has a huge monster cock. Is great with sex any where. I recommend u get your self a Brandon Morgan it would be worth it
Girlfriend: "Whoa that is the best sex i have ever had."
Brandon Morgan: "Yeah i know. Its because i'm a Morgan....."
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The equivalent of going full retard, only worse.
She didn't even know who Beyonce was pregnant by, now that's a Full Morgan
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A really annoying girl that will snitch on anyone and is an attention seeking person
Oh no here comes Morgan V, I hope she dosn’t talk to us
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When a mor mor and a nicky are married a Morgan Pendleton is created. She is known for her multiple orgasm capacity or morgasm which is about 5 per minute, impressive but short. She has a manly personality mainly because her boyfriends are generally pussies but nice people.
Look that girl is a Morgan Pendleton, that must mean that guy is a pussy.
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Morgan and Nathan are truly perfect for each other. Their relationship is defined in moments of comic books, game nights, scavenger hunts, and dim sum. They are the perfect balance for one another and bring out each other's creativity and thoughtfulness. Anyone would be incredibly blessed to know this couple. They are always ready to have a fun time, even when the annoying little sister won't leave them alone. Their love story began in San Luis Obispo and has since traveled to so many places. Morgan demonstrates her love in her supportive and caring nature, while Nathan demonstrates his love in his kindness and jars of hot fudge. These two are goals and an inspiration in love. And the beginning of the rest of their lives together starts on September 1.
Morgan and Nathan are getting married on September 1, and this definition of their relationship will make my speech absolutely perfect.
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The greatest narrator
The alpha and omega
The voice of God
He is God
"Come watch this documentary about history with me!"
"NO!"
"Morgan Freeman is narrating!"
"B!tch, scoot over!!"
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