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Mormon Roadblock

When a large family or group of people obstructs a walkway or thoroughfare.

I tried to have a peaceful run this morning, but a Mormon roadblock prevented me from using the sidewalk.

by ChemiSPE August 26, 2021


mormon trucker

A man who goes around displeasing different women through poor sexual performance and general lack of respect for women’s pleasure.

“Dude I didn’t even make her wet last night.”
“You’re such a Mormon Trucker

by Jeli October 20, 2020


Overnight Mormon

When you and the girl both fall asleep while your penis is still inside of her.

See also:
Soaking

"We were both hammered, we had sex and then idk man we just fell asleep and I woke up still inside of her. I'm an overnight mormon!"

by asianhandiespecialist January 24, 2024


Mormon face

N. Someone who possess the face of a Mormon

N. Someone whose face is just too nice to not be a Mormon

That girl definitely has Mormon Face.

by Spec.Ed April 9, 2021


mormon shotgun

When a person shotguns any non-alcoholic beverage from a can. A regular shotgun is performed by poking a hole at the bottom of a beer can, opening the top, and then chugging from the hole you poked.

That party at BYU got pretty lit last night. They were doing mormon shotguns left and right, there were empty Red Bull cans with holes in them all over the place.

by DancemasterJ August 28, 2017


mormons soaking mormons

mornification

Soak me sweetheart (mormon) - mormons soaking mormons

by 15-0519-150-1059 March 4, 2023


mormon coffee

cocaine

"how do Hosea have so much energy"
"mormon coffee"

by johnnyapplesemen December 30, 2022