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when it's 90 degrees out and humid and your titties begin to sweat.
This chick on the subway had mountain dew so bad it stunk like salsa.
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The act of being pelted with a throwing dart uber hard. ( coming from the zoosk commercial banned in select areas).
Did you see that commercial where that guy yelled" MOUNTAIN TOP!" and hit that dude in the chest with a dart????? lol it was hilarious! he got mountain topped
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An awesome crazy Chick with a best friend named Miss Traci.
In the hills of Pinconning, MI, there stands an Invisible Mountain, singing blues and watching Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
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A basic back woods West Virginia fan who sips moonshine, wears a mesh WVU jersey from 1972, and occupies a doublewide trailer. Do not rule out inbreeding or same sex breeding after a victory.
"Chris dumped his best buddy to take his girlfriend of 2 weeks to the game. He is acting like a brokeback Mountaineer fan"
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When the female is on top in a reverse cow girl position on all fours. She begins to make goat noises on top, as the male returns the goat call to the female. The more goat calls that happen the higher she climbs the mountain, until both the female and male make the final goat call. Meaning they climbed to the top of the mountain. They both have accomplished the mountain goat.
Last night we did The Mountain Goat and this girl mountain called me so loud.
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Going off road on a bike without a seat but with a 12 inch plus dry seat post only.
Hey Nick, what are you up to today? Mountain Biking...I have About 13 inches on my dry seat post and I think Astroglyde wants to sponsor me. Im a real man!
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An excessively large amount of something.
I have an ass-mountain of homework due tomorrow.
Dude, you're definitely pulling an all-nighter.
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