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A horrible display where shitty pop culture is awarded to non-deserving artists and actors, who actually cannot act and cannot sing, whatsoever. Also targeted for young, screaming fan girls between the age of 11-19 who love Twilight and are obsessed with odd sparkling vampires.
Person 1: OMG! At the MTV Movie Awards Robert Pattinson won a KAJILLIONZ awards!
Person 2: OMG! YES! And, Miley Cyrus won!
Person 1 and 2: *screaming like fan girls* WE LOVE EDWARD!
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The bee movie script starts like this:
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
guy: Hey man what are you reading
me: The bee movie script
Pyrocynical's son. An cute, chubby type of cancer who cheats the YouTube Algorithm by not adding in "Reaction" to his titles.
But, as the meme lord, Pyrocynical said, his face is too adoable to hate.
Review Movie World: Wow. It's going to be great movie. I'm going to watch it.
Pyro: I'm proud of you, my son.
Nickname for a 1985 American action disaster thriller film, Runaway Train. It tells the story about two escaped convicts and a female locomotive driver who are stuck on a runaway train in a snowy place.
The film was a box office bomb, grossing only $7.7 million in the US against $9 million budget.
Runaway Train Movie is a timeless 1980s classic
Video games based on a movie, typically released around the same time as the movie the game is emulating that no self respecting gamer, even if a fan of the movie, will willing purchase for themselves or another gamer.
Known to typcially suffer from poor controls, extremely short development time compared to other games and have elements found no where in the movie or lore.
Gamer 1: Dude why are you playing avatar the game?!
Gamer 2: My grandma got it for me and my folks want me to play it to make her feel good, I keep telling her I dont like movie video games to....
When an individual purchases one ticket to a film at a multiplex and in addition to watching that film, they walk into one or several other films without purchasing additional tickets before leaving the theater for the day. An easy feat to accomplish in theaters were the ushers don't take their jobs seriously or too distracted trying to hook-up with patrons of the opposite (or same) sex.
"After we left the theater we walked to the concession stand, purchased popcorn and did a ghetto movie pass."
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A particular cinematic genre, characteristic of but not limited to the Lifetime Network, a/k/a "Television for Women who Conform to our Distorted Stereotype of our Target Demographic".
An extremely ominous phrase, "Lifetime Original Movie" heralds the advent of extreme tear-jerky melodrama, much gratuitous violence against (upper-middle-class white) women, and an unsubtle implication that men exist only to harm and exploit women.
The phrase can also refer to real-life versions of similar over-the-top pseudofeminist melodrama.
Whoa ... we are dealing with some heavy Lifetime Original Movie here.
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