Hardcore Muffin

A muffin including unstable properties which kicks fucking ass. Unfortunatley, it has side affects including paranoia, dillusion, and downright insanity. They only way you can avoid these side-affects is if you are a pothead. But this is not safe either, because hardcore muffins give potheads horrible seizures and braindamage similair to that caused by acid.

Fred: Hello Rob. Hello Kevin.
Rob: Hello Fred. Hello Kevin.
Kevin: Hardcore muffins.

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Cum Muffin

This game is usually played with 3 or more paticipants in any enviroment.

To play this game, first you must buy a muffin and hollow out the top to mid-center like a basin.

Next players "Circle jerk" into the muffin. Whoever is last to ejaculate into the muffin is the person who must eat the muffin, or they are bludgeoned by their friends.

Simply put, this game is "Last to beat it, eat it."

Did you hear about Nick downing that cum muffin? GROSS! I bet he liked it..

That Ryan kid came first, I think he's gay..

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muffin stuffer

Plowing or Piledriving a girl that is a little on the chubby side.

When she puts on jeans some fat from her waist goes over the top of the pants making her look like a "Muffin". So when you plow this girl you are hence a "Muffin Stuffer!"

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muffin effect

the muffin effect is used to describe the massive overhang of fat when ones jeans or pants stc are way to tight.

this look resembles the way a muffin explodes over the edge of its little paper holder.

oh my god,look at the muffin effect on that bitch! her pants look like they belong to a 12 year old with anorexia!

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cum on a muffin

a game played where a buch of guys try to cum on a muffin and whoever cums last has to take a bite out of it

The JROTC members played cum on a muffin and Frank lost. He licked the cum of the top and then started sucking on it like a penis. then he bit off the tip

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studd muffin

an object used to go into a muffin. used to "studd" it, or puncture it and fill it with added flavor or pleasure.
it is also quite tasty on its own, much like one of those things used to put icing on cakes, but its almost muffin shaped, just much taller and sleeker. it pumps cream and
you can eat it right from the source.

Brittany- "wanna fill my muffin with ur studd muffin?"

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Dusty Muffin

A older women.

One guy to another, " No way dude! I don't do dusty muffins."

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