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nail your numbers

a) learn you multiplication tables by heart
b) pay your taxes on time if you dont want the negative consequences

It's time to learn how to nail your numbers, definition b), if you hope to flap your own wings some day.

by Sexydimma September 12, 2015


nail fail

1) A damn ugly nail art design, usually done without skill or thought.
2) (nail failer) An amateur nail artist who usually makes bad nail art.

1) Damn Melanie, did a lizard take a shit on your nails? What a nail fail!

2) Sara, your nails fucking suck balls. You are such a nail failer, just do my eyes a favor and stop making nail art.

by Ifailedatlife October 25, 2015


stinky nail

That time when you shove your finger up the keister of another.

Brandon's smelt his stinky nail after playing with Bailey's booty.

by Stinkynail March 26, 2017


Nail Timber

Intense obsession with the look of one's toenails. Often shown by cutting them while doing something else, often with very freaky results. Most notably observed by June Drabble on her husband Ralph.

Beatrice: Yuck! Your feet are all sweaty. Don't be such a nail timber!

Ralph: But my toenails grew too long, I had to cut them!

Beatrice: That's freaky. Jogging and cutting your toenails - that just doesn't mix right.

Ralph: (scoffing) Oh yeah, well you try it Beatrice Middleton! We'll see if you're a nail timber someday!

Beatrice: (storming off) That's it! I'm gonna go run with Morris. At least he's not a nail timber like you!!!

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 23, 2010


blue toe Nails

Means her pussy smell like the ocean.

-person 1 :Yo bro how about that girl

-person 2 : nah bro she got blue toe nails, that means it’s stinks of fish down there

by PatataquiereaNegras August 5, 2024


Ryley Nail

Often known as the captain or midget boy. May be the oldest in our group but still the shortest and most immature.

Is Ryley nail the captain gonna make part 3?

by Dinglemccringleberry September 23, 2019


titanium nail

the safest way to smoke thc concentrate (butter, wax, shatter).

Commonly used with a glass bong or pipe.

Person 1 - “Hey did you go to the head shop and pick up a titanium nail?”

Person 2 - “Yes and I got butane for the torch.”

by steadybanker September 10, 2022