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despair nap

When all conceivable problems intrude upon your life and all your body does is fall asleep on the couch

Person 1: I know your exams are coming up, but your significant other was cheating on you for me. You have 1 day to move out of our apartment.

Person 2: Could this get any worse?

Person 1: Also, mom says its your turn to cook for family dinner in 30 minutes.

Person 2: *takes a despair nap*

by cyanrarroll April 24, 2016


nap creep

(noun)

when a "nap" runs long and turns into "sleep"

I was cramming for a test, but I got really tired, so I took a nap. I meant to sleep for 20 minutes, but I woke up 5 hours later. Total nap creep!

by mike27113 January 20, 2011


Binge Nap

When you take a nap that lasts significantly longer than normal. Usually two hours or more.

I got off work early today and took a binge nap. I didn't get up till after 7 PM.

by tttommm February 5, 2011


headache-nap

Headache nap is the nap taken in hopes to rid your headache.
Often more then one nap.

Good Afternoon fam, just got up from my headache-nap and I feel much better.

by morgan freemans cat January 17, 2016


Nap Fetish

Link's sexual desire to wake from a good ass nap then fuck your Bitch. Kik.me/IntelliJ

Link had a nap fetish. He always got in the Z's and the pussy ;)

by Lordpasstaaa July 22, 2016


nap debt

When you need a nap really bad, but don't have time -- so you consume caffeine and/or energy drinks, postponing the nap. This incurs nap debt, which will have to be repaid later in the day with interest.

A: I'm really tired, I should take a nap but I have a meeting in 10 minutes
B: Just grab a red bull!
A: ugh, I don't want to incur more nap debt, it'll kill my afternoon

by omgsrsIcantbelieveyourequireit December 18, 2013


AIDS nap

Is when a person sleeps any more than 12 hours, with or without AIDS. Generally people with AIDS need a lot of sleep.

"Honey, you went to bed at 9pm last night, and didn't wake up until noon the next day. Is everything ok!?"

"Yes, I had an AIDS nap. I just don't care about life right now."

by wrathchild20 February 13, 2014