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Which is what I have done just now. I feel a bit more human.
Person 1: On Urban Dictionary, I put a ploppymoppy definition in.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I hope I'll be the next Numa Numa, Leeroy Jenkins or Stolen Sidekick guy.
Person 2: So basically you are randomly making up a word in hope of finding some sort of never to be found fame?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: You know that'll probably never get past the editors, dude.
Person 1: I know, I know.
*looks up at the sky and sheds a tear*
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The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤
Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭
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What every scrawney little pussy boy fears.
Kurt Cobain won't save you, mother fucker.
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When you generally dislike someone and wish to never encounter them again for the rest of your life.
P1: takes a steaming shit on your mattress like the worthless piece of psychotic shit they are
P2: "i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life"
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This needs a fixing. Here's a proper version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never define someone's name or post people’s personal information.
Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.
You can't hate names, but you can define them in a good way, like 'Paul is a sex god and will beat up any bullies'. Like if moderators don't already have a lot of work
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how the fuck did you find this
Ronald: hey man
god: willy g dum dum chungas never seems so sus so sus so sus. He vents to electrical qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Ronald: that’s weird god
Ronald: to the person reading this: how the fuck did you find this and why
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Syamsul Yusof is not mine but we never met before I can be the leader I’m not rude I guess
Syamsul Yusof is not mine but we never met before I can be the leader I’m not rude I guess
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