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Jizz nice

Derived from "izz nice", a phrase from the widley popular film "Borat", jizz nice is used to describe something that is very nice or extremley buff. To describe an action, thing, or person is a very positive way.

"Sik won.......thats jizz nice"

by Snojit January 13, 2010

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nice guy

There are nice guys, and there are "nice guys".

The latter believe that there are only 2 ways to be male: to be either a "macho man" (misogynistic, narcissistic, aggressive jerkoff) or a "nice guy" (misogynistic, narcissistic, passive-aggressive jerkoff, but also manipulative and spineless). They believe that talking to a woman for five seconds without saying "shut up bitch" means that they're a paragon of everything women want and are thus automatically owed pussy. When they're denied it, it's the woman's failing.

Although they see themselves as having no self-esteem, in reality they actually view themselves as better than "macho men" and when women reject them clearly said women have been lying when they say they want a "nice guy". They thus try and turn into the macho jerks they claim to despise because that's what women "actually want".

Never does it occur to them that 1) they're not actually very nice 2) by and large women don't want macho jerks, they're just less annoying than "nice guys" 3) there’s a third option: being an ACTUALLY nice guy. Someone who DOESN'T try and screw with women's heads, someone who has ACTUAL respect for women rather than just tries a different dishonest tactic to get laid, and someone who has the guts to be honest about what they want and the spine to suck it up when they don't get it rather than whining about how dreadful women are and getting gradually more bitter and hateful.

Nice guy: I'm such a nice guy, why don't girls want me? They say they want nice guys! But they go out with macho jerks! Or they dump me for them! They're all lying bitches who break your heart!
Actually nice guy: Arrogant, misogynistic, whiny - what woman WOULDN'T want you?

by bald_rick October 30, 2011

44πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


nice balls

the liking or enjoyment of someone else's testicles

nice balls man

by james onju December 29, 2011

12πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


make nice

Have sex

Do you use your nails when you make nice?

by crazyt!me1234 September 5, 2009

13πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Nice Face

A Greeting between friends used as a general "hello". If greeted it is improper to not replie. Generally is responded with the same greeting. It is Never to be used as a greeting to family or a stranger.

Boy1 *walks past friend*: Nice Face man
Boy2: Nice Face to you too.

by MagicOrange February 22, 2011

12πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


He's Nice

A man that a woman knows will be loyal, dependable, loving, caring, and will respect, support, and treat her right, but she refuses to be with him because she's addicted to being neglected, abused, and playing the victim.

Friend: How was your date on Friday?

Her: It was great, we had alot of fun. He's nice.

Friend: Awesome! Are you going on a second date with him?
Her:I don't know, probally not. I'm not ready for a relationship yet.

by Girl Code Exposed October 21, 2021

14πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


being nice

Saying/doing nice things to make the other feel good.

Any of the below will be accepted.
However the opposite will not make the other person feel good. Example below..

Gandalf: "gurrllll damn you sxc can't wait to be all up on dat"

Gandalf is being nice.
Frodo feels good.

Gandalf: "you're cooked you fucking clown"

Gandalf is not being nice.
Frodo feels bad.

by nouser February 27, 2015

12πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž