Pie merchant

A fat person; someone who delights in he scranning of pies.

See also Boffer, Pie master Fat Pastie

Look at that fat pie merchant!

Shut your face pie merchant!

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Finger Pie

The olfactory reward of groping inside a girl's vagina in a dark, windswept bus shelter.

I gave Brigettte finger pie after school.

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Mushroom Pie

A situation where a man has sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman, who at some point miscarries her child on the penis of the man.

I thought it was weird enough having sex with a pregnant girl, but then we made a mushroom pie... I still haven't gotten it all out of the sheets.

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Cheese Pie

The act of deliberately making a false statement, in the hope someone will correct you, so you can then shout 'Cheese pie!'

"I love that When You're Gone song by Bryan Adams and Mel B", "errrr actually it was Bryan Adams and Mel C", "Cheese pie"

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Custard Pie

The act of urinating and ejaculating in unison

Dude I did the craziest custard pie last night, cum and piss flew everywhere

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Thigh pie

A thigh pie is what happens when a woman of considerable weight sits down and her thighs press together in a manner as to look like a vagina.

"Excuse me, miss, I can see your thigh pie." ~Daniel Tosh

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Fur Pie

Natural growth of pubic hair on a woman.

Fur pie doesn't sell.

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