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California Speed

A game in which two players receive 26 cards and keeps them in their hand, face down, in a stack. The players then take the top four and lay them down, one by one, face up in front of them, near the other person's cards. Each player then tries to quickly place cards from their stack on top of pairs in the eight cards. If no pairs can be found, each player takes the four cards they laid down, in addition to any cards laid on top of them, and place them on the bottom of their deck. It is then repeated until one player runs out of cards, slaps the table, and declares "Speed!"

"Dude! I so won that game of California Speed!"
"Dude! You, like, TOTALLY didn't say 'speed' when you ran out 20 pairs ago!"

by John Hoffman February 25, 2005

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


speed of light

the speed that light travels, nothing can go the speed of light except light. during a conversation my friend were having, if something on land traveled the speed of light (like a MAC Cannon, the bullets mass would become so dense, it wouldn't move. If fired in the Vacuum of space, it would create a black hole in itself, pulling whatever came near it and porbably blowing it up.

dude, that can't happen, nothing can go that fast

by Mustache Man March 1, 2005

11๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


speed date

to partake a social engagement with a member of the opposite sex while on the drug Speed. While on the date everything moves remarkably fast. see quick.

Tony and Mariela went out to the Mongolian barbecue, drove to the lake, got a speeding ticket on the way, sprinted down the beach, removed their clothing, did the deed, kissed each other good night, and returned home in a matter of 4.2 seconds

by Kyle King September 1, 2004

18๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


speed date

A method of masturbation that has to be performed quickly.

I broke up with my girlfriend so I had to speed date before work.

by bam November 19, 2003

18๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


Speed Garage

The act of self gratification or masturbation or even wanking

Have you been in your room listening to speed garage?

by teamplayer March 29, 2004

14๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


speed ball

a intense game of paintball. Played with the use of large inflatable bunkers and the use of high velocity paintball markers. The game is played in a small field with two teams against each other.

Let's go play speed ball at SC village!

by Alejandro Contreras April 17, 2007

27๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


speed 2

A shitty sequel to a mediocre movie About a bus with that couldn't drive under 50MPH or a bomb onboard would blow up. Speed 2 features unrealistic physics and a boring plot.

Speed 2 is the worst movie I've seen all day.

by JL March 20, 2004

10๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž