fuck nose

(FUK noze) noun. 1. a real asshole, a bastard, a prick, a son of a bitch, an idiot, a fool, a schmuck, a looser, etc 2. a dimunitive used most affectionately with a twinge of the sarcastic

Terry: Sue, you are really a greedy bitch.
Sue: Why? What did I do now?
Terry: You smoked up all my shit goddamnit!
Sue: Yeah, well, I'm a fuck nose.

Sue: Hi Maryann. What's up?
Maryann: Hey fuck nose. How are ya doin?
Sue: Not bad for a fuck nose- thanks.

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snot nose

Someone who does coke, or snorts other drugs up their nose.

"Motor like a snot nose" Talkin fast like a cokehead.

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Cold Nose

When you are having sex and you lover's dog walks in and starts sniffing your ass.

I was bangin' the bejeezus outta my girlfriend last night when skippy and scout started givin me the cold nose.

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Jew nose

implys you have a masive nose

wow dat person has a jew nose

arrrrr it just poked me in the eye

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brown-nose

The brown-nose or act of brown-nosing is also when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.

For added 'flavor', the person initiating the act may choose not to wipe after their last bowel movement at which point the act of ''brown-nosing'' can be referred to as the Mexican alarm clock or Sanchez's wakeup call.

1.) Hey lets brown-nose tony

2.) Last night we woke Ryan up with a Mexican Alarm Clock, he was none too pleased!

3.) When Sanchez calls, you have no choice but to answer!

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sex nose

A man's penis.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, watch it with the low blows."

Guy 2: "Sorry dude. I totally hit your sex nose."

Jose: "Aycarumba!"

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dolphins nose

When you can see a woman's front bottom due to her trousers being too tight and thus looks like the same shape as a Dolphins Nose(also known as a Camel Toe, Monkeys Mouth or Burger!).

Corr blige... did you see that ladies Dolphins nose - those trousers look like they are sprayed on!!

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