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A variation on the Angry Dolphin, in which a male enters a female from behind and surreptitiously makes a move to enter her anus. In response, the female (who is slightly miffed, rather than angered) turns her head and says "eh-ah, eh-ah" in a tone resembling that of a dolphin. The main differentiating factor between the two being the level of consternation experienced by the female.
I know that Raymondo didn't really mean to enter my anus, so I would say that I was more of a slightly miffed dolphin than a truly angry one.
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to shit in the sink of a public restroom
keep the car running, im gonna blow up the dolphin in this bitch
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A situation that appears to have gone downhill, only to redeem itself and possibly surpass its former glory.
Rachel: The TV show Lost seemed to jump the shark during the writers' strike.
Chris: No, it was a jump the dolphin situation. Have you seen season 6?
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When you have been found guilty of a crime or action that involved scamming an adult with a baby or an adult with a small child....
Man, that guy really fooled our baby boy with that babalizing! What a fraud, he's guilty as hector's dolphin.
ima go home and flarg my dolphin to the thought of your mom
The dolphin big breath is defined as: surprising your mate with a thumb dipped in a freshly microwaved shot glass full of tuna fish and vegetable oil stuffed in their ass dp style (see also dp) while inserting your peen in her veen (see also peen, veen) to which they reply with “ieee eet eet ett” followed by an enormous approving sigh.
“Holy shit Connor, we could hear the dolphin big breath you laid on that female from here.”
When Dolphins stand on their flippers on the surface of the water and swim backwards.
That thing is backwards dolphin dancing!
Look at it go!