Twitter Mouth

Taken from the social networking site, Twitter, twitter mouth describes someone who constantly has to update anyone who is listening, whether they care or not, on everything that's going on in their life/what they're currently doing down to the second. They never shut up.

She's always telling everyone what she's thinking, who she's texting, when she's going to eat, where she's going tonight. She's such a twitter mouth.

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desert mouth

After you have been smoking some weed/draw/chronic you get desert mouth

Also known as dry mouth / cotton mouth

'I have a bad case of desert mouth'

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vacuum-mouth

When there is no other way to clean something up (without making more of a mess) than to suck it up with your mouth ,like noo-noo.

"crap I spilt coffee on my laptop and its between the keys!"
"Quick! just vacuum-mouth it!"

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Strippers Mouth

Strippers Mouth, n. - The clogged, strep sensation in a womans throat the day after she has given a deep blowjob.

Natasha: So how was last night with your new boyfriend?

Trish: Oh god it was terrible, it shoved it in my mouth deep and now i think I have strippers mouth

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click mouth

click mouth - adj. when one has a really bad case of cotton mouth from smoking herb and then when one talks everything one says makes a clicking noise b/c the tongue is bone dry and sorta sticks to the cheeks and roof of mouth.

Monique: "Tak, tik, klak, click..."
Michael: "What did you say Monique?"
Monique: "Oh, excuse me Michael. I have click mouth from that grass we smoked."
Michael: "Oh, ok. Me too."

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mouth fight

When flavors compete for dominance in your mouth, resulting in an awkward taste that is not pleasant.

So, I ate sushi, then a cookie. Raw fish and chocolate chips do not go well together. Mouth fight.
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Me: So, I just brushed my teeth.
My wife: Here, have some orange juice.
Me: (gulp) Eww!
My wife: Nobody wins in a mouth fight.

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Bum Mouth

Strange creature from Star Wars IV A New Hope. Bum Mouth obviously has a Bum Shaped mouth, and gets angry at luke skywalker in the Cantina.

Also, an asshole. Literally.

Man that ass is such a bum mouth
or

Kiss me Leia, I want your saliva to run all through the cracks of my Bum Mouth.

I need to lick a good Bum Mouth.

Do you really want to french kiss that Bum Mouth?

I really love you Bum Mouth, and I love to rub my tongue through your poopy crack.

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