The blackest, most darkest nigga you well ever set your eyes upon
1. Latin American slang for an unplanned child.
2. To have sex, esp. unprotected sex that could lead to pregnancy
1. Sorry man, can't go out tonight, gotta take care of my blessing.
2. Extensive references of "blessing me" by Mura Masa x Pa Salieu x Skillibeng
Blessing is usually annoying and usually have big noses and bad at singing
A Blessing is someone who has a deadly waist line and likes corey someone.
I think she is a Blessing beacuse she has a deadlyyy waistline
fattest bitch ever she’s the fakest bitch you’ve ever met talks shit about everyone
that’s blessing don’t go near her
When a bunch of male friends assemble and ejaculate on a new item for good luck.
We are doing an Appalachian blessing this Friday on my new lawnmower.
When an older Eastern European woman pushes on a wealthy man's ass while he fucks the woman's daughter or granddaughter, in the hopes that a baby will take, and the young woman's future can be secured with finances and a green card.
I dated a young Romanian woman, and when we finally got to having sex, her mother stood behind me with a Babushka's Blessing.