A sexy man who was apart of the diary of a wimpy kid book. He is a gigachad and a sexy man who can pull the whole universe including God, He is such a beast that he can punch the wall and break it with ease. There is a national Greg day named after him and is celebrated every 2 weeks
Greg: Hi
Literally the whole universe: Immediately jumps on greg and tries F'ing
A person that considers unlucky everything that doesnt find correct
Person :I think you are wrong Greg
Greg: Unlucky
A 46 year old washed up drag queen who’s homeless and follows around two random teenage girls all the time. For some reason he still walks around in full drag (though he can’t do it very well). He eats cheese. He will take over the world. Run.
DISCLAIMER: imaginary.
Greg will take over the planet.
Greg eats cheese.
Greg is the coolest man in the world, the person who everybody knows and loves. Greg is the best and fairest person you would ever know.
Jack said to Lewis, "Dude, stop thinking you're a Greg, cause you're not."
i guess you looked it up...
Greg is the cult of Denny Gorbzalez.
join now to get your soul sucked away by a mischievous little nutcracker dude
ME: omg im truly greg
IDIOT: whats are you talking about?
ME: im a part of the fastest growing army on the internet!
IDIOT: *slowy backs away*
The fastest growing army on the internet,
(Don't look that up)
Dude 1: Yo I just discovered pizza toppings!
Dude 2: WOAH! Greg is the fastest growing army on the internet!
Dude 3: Greg
Dude 1, 2 &3: Greg Greg Greg
An unattractive man that should always wear his glasses who manages to get beautiful girls despite his looks. Usually short; always beady eyed.
Greg is someone who thinks wifi causes autism and who tells you the best time to nap.
Definitely into threesomes and converting people to his ways.
If you want unsolicited advice, talk to GREG.