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When an active male social media account creates so many alt accounts that he forgets which ones are his, and unknowingly begins an online sexual relationship with himself.
Did you see Russ flirting with Morris? He is alt docking again and he may need an intervention.
Morris sent a pic of his genitalia to himself again. The alt docking has to stop.
Moderately attractive to average women who congrate on the marina docs in hopes of receiving a free ride on some douche bag’s boat. Most often found in the northern Great Lakes, the Macomb County shorelines and the Chicago area, they tend to act interested in the prospect of sex only to gain access to the boat. Once sail has been set, they drink all your booze and refuse to fuck you.
Scott: DAVE, THESE DUMBASS DOCK HO’S JUST DRANK YOUR LAST BEER!!!!
Dave: THATS IT. GET YOUR FUCKING TITS OUT, CUNTS ON OUR DICKS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE SWIMMING HOME.
A kind, handsome person with a good sense of humor, generally a nice friend to have, extremely athletic.
The act of triple docking, in which two circumcised penises penetrate the foreskin of the third larger uncut shlong.
Dorvid’s massive shlong engulfed Coby and Brent’s little wieners in a spontaneous late-night T-Docking session.
The act of triple docking, in which two circumcised penises penetrate the foreskin of the third larger uncut shlong.
Dorvid’s massive schlong engulfed Brent and Coby’s wieners in a late night T-Docking rendezvous.
Defecating in a woman's vagina.
"Are you up for port docking?"
"No I have diarrhea."
-verb pEUH+ Ov + DOKS + PARR + UH + DOKS
somebody going back into the past and constructs a dock at any given shore at a body of water, going back into the future then convincing the people of modern day to build another dock next to the one you built in the past to commemorate it’s long lasting time and usage
"I caused a Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox recently to honor my favorite lake founded in Michigan"