Shake And Bake

When A Male Excretes Feces During Sexual Intercourse And The Female Simultaneously Has A Seizure.

John Showed Up At His Girlfriends House With Several Bran Muffins And A Strobe Light. He Knew Before The Night Was Over His Girlfriend Would Be The Proud Recepient Of A Little Thing Called "Shake and Bake".

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Shake and Bake

Medical terminology for "fever and chills", often associated with Amphotericin administration.

Patient X had a systemic fungal infection. After he started a course of Amphotericin, it was nothing but shake and bake with him/her.

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Clam Bake

The art of two (or more) women rubbing their lower genetalia together. Their "clams" get so hot, there have multiple orgasms. This becomes the "bake".

Lynn: Last night, I had Jo and Flo over the house for a clam bake.

Syd: How was it?

Lynn: Everyone was satisfied. Can't you tell by the smile on my face?

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baking a cake

Referring to a yeast infection.

I have to go to the gyno I am baking a cake down there.

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Bake sale

When you end up going to a party and your told its free but faggot ass niggaz be chargin' at the door

"Yo man I'm tryin' to get in"
"That'll be ten"
"NAAA man dis a Bake sale cuz they aint nuffin' but twinkies inside!"

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baked ziti

Big titties, large breasts, gargantuan knockers.

Damn ho, you got some baked ziti's!

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Fake and Bake

Taking the day off school/college/university/work to get high with friends.

Teacher: "Where were you on Monday?"
Studennt: "Mate, fake and bake!"
Teacher: "S'cool, then."

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