When you commit to attend an event (such as a party or work function) then opt out of your commitment for a very weak or inexcusably lame reason.
A generic description used when you do not know where a person is at that current moment.
Example: "I told my friend Sarah that I would go with her to trim her dog's toenails, but then I boat showed her. That bitch was crazy to ever think I would help her do that. Sheesh."
Example: "The babysitter boat showed us tonight."
Example: "Is the IT guy around? I really need him to look at my laptop computer which died again."
"I think the IT guy is at a boat show."
absolutely crazy and fucking insane group of edgy teens on discord who do nothing productive. All are chads in the server, except for one bitchass motherfucker called "bonk lord" who should do the funny (death)
Man, this place is a mess!
Yeah, It's totally boat zone.
a mess of lunatics and edgy teens on discord who make amogus jokes. how much more do you need? people who wish death and edgy furries, nolives and many more!
"Man, this place is a mess!"
"Yeah, It's a real boat zone."
The act of a person lifting the penis and performing the same act as motor boating but doing so with the testicles.
Sally lifted my penis and John Boated me last nigh, it was the best John Boating ever.
A situation where somebody dwells on success.
I'm on my gloat boat over my baseball team winning a big game.
A dick head. Probably named Mark Zuckerberg and verses in stealing other people's shit
Don't be a zuckerberg! Fuck you bro! Your mom's the boat waffle😂
When a person places their face between another person’s butt cheeks and proceeds to lip trill while oscillating their face between the each cheek.
Paul made my toes curl with ecstasy when he began duck boating my ass.