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A term used to describe someone when they are unconscious 10 minutes into the party.
Dude, you got so Tom Parked!
It's only 8PM and he is already fully Tom Parked.
I can't believe he is Tom Parked already. At least we didn't force it down his throat.
Bad ass motherfucker. Ladies man with a tongue that pleases women turning them into quivering mounds of sweaty flesh.
He Ray Parks'd her so good, she looked like a melted bowl of vanilla ice cream.
A city to the immediate north of Stanford University and Palo Alto. The city is known for its upscale downtown and the strip along Sand Hill Road that is home to the largest concentration of Venture Capital firms in the world. The people who live in the town tend to have Graduate degrees and most of them can accurately be described as yuppies.
Standford Alumnus One: It is nice running into you, what is new in your life lately?
Standford Alumnus Two: Well, I just landed a job as an associate at an Investment Bank and purchased a home in Menlo Park.
A Park rat refers to any person who spends an inordinate amount of time at a skateboard park OR a snowboard/ski park.
Snowboard park rats are characterized by their lack of adequate hygiene, poor grammar, terribe emo clothing, and a complete and utter inability to ride big mountain. Park Rats are to be avoided, as prolonged exposure leads to increased stupidity.
(During park run): Damn, these park rats are all over the place!
when someone calls shotgun, and then is later forced to sit in the back.
kris-yo i got shotgun
matt- the fuck you do get in the back
kris- damn i just got rosa parked
To look for an available parking spot with a parking meter that still has parking credits that someone else paid for.
I never need to keep quarters in my car because I always shadow park.
1. When your driving down the street and you pull over so the female in the vehicle can give you a blow job.
2. When your going to a football game or other event with marching band, and your running a little late.
1. Wow! Last night was the craziest park and blow I've ever had!
2. Band director: We're running a little late, so get your insterments ready. We have to park and blow.