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Big white male who never swears pants is rich for no reason and has no balls
Parker has balls
Parker is hot sexy and has a shlong really good in bed and is a great BF better not ruin ur chances with him because u will miss out if u let him slip away. He also will make u squirt all over uself when u see him.
Girl: "Who is that hottie over there!"
Other girl: "That's Parker i have a few classes with him and i squirt on myself every time I see him."
Girl: "OK good i wasn't the only one"
Parker’s are girls dream guys! He can usually get any girl he wants! He can be a fucking lit af guy and if someone punched you and he is your friend he will knock there ass out cold! They are great boyfriends and are great in bed! There dicks are huge and you would have to be a daredevil to take it on! In conclusion parker’s are great
“Here how that girl died? Heard it was cause of parker’s cock”
“I’m dating parker!! The fuck I want to”
Has a beer billy and is a fat lard who also drinks coke and eats mickeys every day.
To excitedly chug an alcoholic drink holding it with both hands; inspired by the two year old Parker chugging and yelling “MORE MILKKKKKK!!!”
“Next shot!! You still have in your cup?!! Come on, Parker it!”
The sexiest white boy of all time.
Parker is such a sexy white boy