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referring to the saying "whatever floats your boat, and tickles your peach"
Whatever floats your boat and tickles your peach
When a guy has sex with a female that hasn't shaved in a while, he pulls out and ejaculates on her pubic hair, and it forms a ice cream looking ball.
Jason had a sudden urge for something cold and sweet, after he had sex with Mary and gave Mary a Peach a la mode. Mary felt sticky and gooey.
Inasmuch as sex, a peach melvin if you will can also regard the orgasm of a large farm animal. I.E: Horse, Cow, Moose, Teridactyl
Knelly was getting dirty with BIG Betsy and prematurely peach melvined.
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Means sitting on your lazy ass while someone comes to save you, like that useless bitch princess peach in super mario brothers.
"linda was just pulling a princess peach, that lazy bitch."
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pears don't grow on peach trees so it's out of place. but it's a double entendre in that it's a "pair" in a peach tree, i.e. when you're with someone and you two are out of place.
Two democrats standing in a Trump convention recognize each other from their donkey hats and say "aren't we just a pair/pear in a peach tree".
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A term used to mock anti-Social Justice Warriors for always grandstanding about the importance of free speech. They don't actually care about free speech, but will exploit it to claim the moral high ground against their opponents. They are more than willing blow up minor annoyances which have nothing to do free speech or censorship as massive free speech affronts, but will ignore actual free speech affronts that conflict with their personal biases. Freeze Peach Warriors are nothing more than opportunistic hypocrites that are only interested in pushing an agenda.
Person 1: YOUTUBE DEMONETIZED MY VIDEOS! THIS IS A VIOLATION OF FREE SPEECH!
Person 2: No, it's not. You can still say what you want, you just won't make money off of your videos, which you're not entitled to. You Freeze Peach Warriors always exaggerate everything.
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Small boobs the size of the pit of a peach
Her boobs are peach pits
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