jumbo period

When you miss a period and then the next month is an overwhelming flood of blood.

"Damn girl, my cramps are horrible!" "You think your cramps are bad? I have a jumbo period!"

Period Card

A derogatory term that men claim women use for convenience on their periods

Lucy, stop pulling the period card. You women always have an excuse.

dad period

When your dad's being weird awkward and needs something to blame his mood on

Sorry dude I can't hang out today, my dad's on his dad period

period 3

The worst class in any school

Joe: what class is next?

Joseph: Period 3
Joe: oh yeah, damn this is going to suck

man period

The time during the man's bi-annual hormonal cycle when his levels of testosterone become extremely elevated. Symptoms include:
--Extreme rationality
--Enhanced awesomeness
--Supreme driving ability
--Math and Science skills
--Up to 5x normal size of ejaculate
--Crushing at sports (particularly broomball)

Sorry I fixed your car while I was making all the money and explaining the stock market to your parents, I'm on my man period.

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Period Pooh

It’s the poop you get when you are on your period

Friend: “omg, I had my first period Pooh this morning.”

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5th Period

The legendary computer animation class taught by Mr. E at Villa Park High School. Where no subject is taught per se, but much learining occurs. The tales are endless and could not be told in a lifetime.

The day was going bad but then I relaized 5th period was coming up.

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