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An ass so fat you can fall asleep in/on the cheeks
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I'm sorry i overslept in the pillow cheeks
When a male suffocates someone else with their ballsack for a sexual thrill.
John - "I gave wendy a meatball pillow last night"
Sam - "Awesome"
when a couple just had sex and the girl starts to pass out and she is so comfy but then she feels hair and realzes that she was sleeping on her boyfriends hairy ass = the hairy pillow
last night i had the best sex ever but then i fell asleep on a hiary pillow...
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an object (Read as pillow, back pack, blanket etc.) used to cover an awkward public erection
Man Christmas got wierd this year, I swear my Dad was rock'n a shame pillow half way through watching the Lion King
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A human that is being fucked in the butt while there face is stuffed into a clothe sack filled with feathers.
The underground club known as " cornholes" is filled with dirty pillow biters.
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when a woman is just fucking shit in bed and has no intrest in doing anything but laying there and being stuffed by her boyfriend. She will not suck your cock, she will not wank you off, she will not bend over and let you treat her like the dirty slag you want her to be, she is just a spasticated hole that should be taken out back and shot.
i hate fucking my girlfriend, she does fuck all, she is just a wet pillow !
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The pussy of a very in shape woman, who happens to have cunt lips that resemble that of a sideways Manwhich. Not to be confused with a fupa}
Tom: "Dude i was fucking Cindy last night, I beat that Pillow Pussy for hours!"
Dick: "Doesn't your dick hurt?"
Tom: "Nan, what part of Pillow Pussy do you not understand asshat?"
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