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The act of inadvertently and suddenly ejaculating in one's pants in response to an unforeseen and intense sexual arousal.
When Jimmy "accidentally" walked in on Chad's mother in the shower, he had a pocket launch.
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He felt a hurl pocket in his stomach before he vomitted.
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A really awesome band from Cleveland, OH
Wow I saw Honey Pocket perform last night they were so good. Their name definitely doesn’t mean vagina!
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One who secretly spends the whole day with a dildo in his ass unbeknownst to his friends and co-workers.
I didn't take Tom for a pocket pansy until I saw the dildo fall out of his ass in the men's locker room.
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One who, whilst reppin the deepest of the deep westside, is so boss that they keep meat in their pocket. Stone cold. Someone who gets so excited about a meat sandwich, that they keep the meat on their person for later.
Damn, there's pocket meat. She focusing so hard on that sandwich...uh...there it goes, meat into her pocket.
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(Noun) A slang term for vagina; typically used by men who are describing what life would be like if they had a vagina.
Girl 1: I would love to have a penis. Life would be so much easier.
Guy 1: if I had a vagina I'd store things in it.
Guy 2: yeah man, I'd keep skittles in mine.
Guy 3: It'd be a skittle pocket!
Girl 2: you can't put skittles in there. They'd fall out!
Girl 1: and you'd get a terrible yeast infection.
Guy 1: then I'd install a zipper!
Guy 2: and at least I'd always have skittles on me!
Guy 3: SKITTLE POCKET!
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Describes someone who, regardless of having a lot of money in the bank, never seems to have any cash on hand.
I went to the bar with my buddy to celebrate his IPO, but had to buy the drinks because as usual he was pocket poor.
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