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up them poles

To pull out, or raise ones firearms. As either a threat or with the intent to kill.

if they aint got that money, we up them poles

by SexualDemon March 15, 2016


Tijuana Barber Pole

The act of realizing that the woman you are with is so wide, that the only way to please her is to anally fist her up to your elbow. It is know as the Tijuana Barber Pole because the only way to achieve this is to spin her around.

Damn, man, she's so wide I had to give her a Tijuana Barber Pole!

My boyfriend thought it was funny to give me a Tijuana Barber Pole for my birthday... I still can't sit down.

by BrackettE October 31, 2010


Long Pole Syndrome

Long Pole Syndrome (Illness) is a severe disease that can casue any lacrosse defender to have an inability to pick up a ground ball. Long Pole Syndrome can manifest in any situation involving a groundball and a defender. This is applicable to any defender of any age or ability and can strike at any time.

An example of Long Pole Syndrome could be a ground ball rolling towards a defender and the defender missing the ground ball after being confident of picking it up.

by Case1 December 7, 2011


alaskan ski pole

When a girl (or guy) takes a nice solid shit, puts it in the freezer, and then once frozen, uses it as a dildo.

Dude, i heard Jessica made an alaskan ski pole and used it on Laura last night.

by Sean Payton May 13, 2008

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chocolate pole

the penis of a black man.......

random gay: i had a right big chocolate pole last night

random other gay: oh yeah?

random gay: yeah stretched me so much i think im turning inside out now

random other gay: *pokes*

by joesaysdance May 17, 2007

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smoking pole

The act of taking a fat rip of some dank-ass shit (DAS), whether it be from a bubbler, a bong, etc, then proceeding to give someone a blowjob before exhaling the fatty. Very much like a bob gnarley or a strikeout, the pattern can go smoke, suck, smoke, suck, exhale, or something to that effect. A particularly dangerous and exciting move for those who have strong gag reflexes, many doctors in South/Central America are now recommending pole smoking as a form of couples therapy.

Bro1: Bro, bro, bro, I got some ridiculous AK-47 right now. We should hit a fatty.

Bro2: Aight sick, and like you can take rips, then suck my cock, then exhale the rips n shit. ya know?

Bro1: Fuck you bro, I don't feel like smoking pole. Maybe later.

Bro2: Damn

by Crackpipe Barbie December 21, 2009

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pole meat

Venacular term for, "Stripper."

That bitch izza hot piece of pole meat.

by Corn Hole 420 October 14, 2007

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