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The act of pulling someone’s pants down, Pooping in their pants, then pulling their pants back up.
Jim: Hey John
John: Hey Jim
Jim: *Poop Surprises John*
John: Damn
thing when you eat something bad and all the dams break loose
and your butthole is in distress
I shot her with explosive poop
Noun : The substance that a hideously large number of Catholic clergy must wipe off their genitals prior to blessing the holy water.popefilthyVaticanholy water
Good afternoon, Father. Do you smell baby poop?
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When you jack off on the toilet after taking a shit.
"Dude he must have been in there for 30 minutes! He must be taking a second poop."
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n. That chilly feeling that makes your arm hair stand up during a good dump. Immediately followed by a poop shiver.
If you don't get a chill during a good dump, you don't know how to poop!
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something which does not exist. As the waste travels down the large intestine, it comes to it's end where magic causes it to dissappear. While many simply belive that after this stage it no longer exists, many scientists belive that it could actually be teleported to another dimention, or something even further beyond our comprehention.
Johnny never saw squirrel poop in his life.
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Bodily waste of varying color, shape, texture, and degree of pain may vary depending on what was eaten. The odor, however, is very specific. If the waste is removed from the body in a bathroom, the smell will stay in that room for about 3-7 days. If the door is closed, the smell will still pollute the whole house. If a person comes near a whiff of the stench; gagging, vomit, and fainting is very common. Sometimes, it is thought that a person missed the toilet and the bodily waste landed on a wall or floor, where no one is able to see, and that is why the room reeks with the horrendous fragrance.
"I think an Emo Poop just formed in my lungs"
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