Reading

You are doing it.

You are a dumbass if you are reading this

Reading

You're reading right now you idiot

I'm reading this book idiot

Reading

Look behind you :)

I know you're reading this. The knowing of being watched.

Reading

You're doing it right now

If you can read this than you understand reading
If you can't read this than how are you reading this

Reading

staring at a dead tree and hallucinating

dude 1: bro what is bro 3 doing???

dude 2: chill bro he's just reading

dude 3: *continues staring blankly at dead trees bound together with glue onto a plastic spine

Reading

When you presently are in a book.

Stop reading Uncle Victor's story!

and we read the bible

alright kids

and we read the bible like chuck norris ego