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No matter what it is, it WILL be on the internet at least two weeks before it is released to the public
Person 1: Dude, I can't wait for Rock Band Unplugged to come out!
Person 2: Dude, Rule 48, just get it from The Pirate Bay.
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Rule 17
always make sure they're dead
"ah that mother fucker shot me, already put a fucking clip in that asshole"
"Rule 17....fool shoulda made sure that bihotch was dead "
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When passed out, if shoes are on: you are fair game for being drawn on, various objects stuffed in different holes, pranks, etc.
If shoes are off: you are not fair game.
person 1: you heard of the shoe rule?
person 2: yeah man, i passed out with my shoes on last night and i found shaving cream in my ears today
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There is always a female version of a male character, no exceptions.
In other words, every male persona or character from a video game, commic, manga, anime, etc. has been feminized by someone, somewhere on the internet. Such feminizations are usually in the form of an image macro or fanart.
Rule 75 is an axiom summarizing behavior & content that one may find on the internet, which has its origins from 4chan (a large image board). Similar to rule 34 and other "internet rules".
That rule 75 for akuma is hot! (Note: Akuma is a male video game character from the Street Fighter series of fighting games)
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A man who is single, and has expressed intentions of meeting a woman who has particular traits, can cite rule 4. This rule means his friends must greenlight an introduction between the two if said friends mention this desirable babe. see examples.
Friend:"So, Jim's girlfriend has this nice blond roommate and-"
single male seeking blond:"Rule 4."
Friend:"Shit... Talk to Jim about it, maybe you can meet her."
Friend:"So, this chick rear-ended me today-"
Dude:"OMG, I love Asians!!! Rule 4"
Friend:"Here's her insurance information."
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The rules you must follow if you are a guy to become a male porn star.
THE RULE OF 8
You must be able to go, with out blowing your load, for 88 minutes (average of 6 times longer than a normal session)
You must live in the 831 area code (not sure really, but Northern Hollywood...so around there)
You must be at least 8 inches....that gets most guys caught lying through their teeth (length is important, if it's too small, you can't see it on camera)
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Rule 34C is an addition to Rule 34stating that if there is not porn of it, and porn of it is not currently in production, it is your job to create porn of it by any means possible.
Chris: Dude...look at how cute that panda is!
Ian: RULE 34!
Chris: Uhhh...I didn't find anything...not even previews...
Ian: RULE 34C!
Chris: FCK!
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