Rusty Harmonica

Laying a girl on her side, and rubbing your lips back and forth across her vagina and anus while blowing simultaneously, treating her two love holes as you would the holes of a harmonica. To better create the rusty harmonica effect you may also cup her vagina lips and anus in your hand as you would hold a harmonica.

"Dude, I gave your mom the most righteous rusty harmonica last night!"

"Oh yea? What song did you play?"

"Blowin' in the Wind."

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rusty hook

This is where one person inserts his finger inside his own rectum, as if to cover it in feces, and then sticks it in someone else's mouth and pulls on the victim's cheek, as if the person is being fish hooked.

On the Jackass DVD 4-Disc Box Set, Jeff Tremaine talks about how Ryan Dunn gave him a rusty hook, and during a photo shoot, you could see feces in Tremaine's teeth.

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Rusty Rakow

Jamming a toothbrush into a male's anus and then brushing your teeth with said toothbrush.

Yo dawg i had such a tasty Rusty Rakow last night from my roomate...Meow

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Rusty Trunk

1)A nasty un-wiped dirty bottom.

2)What happens to the trunk of the male penis as a result of intense anal sex and or during the menstrual cycle.

Yo, that bitch has a rusty trunk. I banged this girl last night at that party. She didn't tell me she had her period, now i got a rusty trunk.

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rusty trombone

When someone is tonguing your balloon knot while giving you the good ole reach-around.

I received my first rusty trombone in Maastricht.

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Rusty Trombone

A simultaneous rim-job/ hand-job.

got a great rusty trombone yesterday

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The Rusty Pirate

The Rusty Pirate is when you're banging a chick in her shit pipe from behind and then proceed to further own her whorish soul by reaching into her mouth with your index fingers and applying the always effective and potent technique known as the double fish hook. But wait, there's more... you then add the audible tone of "Arrrr, walk my plank you Sea Donkey!"

~ The End

After my date gave me the Rusty Trombone, I felt the need return the favor and proceeded to give her the Rusty Pirate. Arrrr!!!

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