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A more realistic name for Saint Patrick's Day.
"Oh, dude! I totally got a ticket on Saint Patrick's DUI. That cop is such a douche; he was drunk too."
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A Church founded in 1830 by Joseph Smith, Jr., and often nicknamed "The Mormon Church". The Church is headquartered in Salt Lake City, Utah, yet has followers worldwide.
Members follow the teaching of Joseph Smith, and believe in modern day Prophets and revelation. They believe in the Holy Bible and also in The Book of Mormon. The Church's Missionaries are one of it's most recognized traits, along with it's large temples topped with a golden angel. The Church is considered Christian by many as the members have a strong belief in Jesus Christ.
Mormons are members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
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Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.
The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.
A shitty "college" located in Newburgh, NY, a totally ghetto town. And yet - the students at the Mount are very different - they're mainly rich white preppy Roman Catholic kids from Long Island or New Jersey. Beware of the river. And beware of your druggie roommate who's father is actually the CFO of some huge Long Island company - if you're mean to the kid he/she'll sue yo' ass and throw you into the poisoned Hudson River.
"Oh dear. I spent all my money shopping...Let's go beg my dad for more, he won't mind..."
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The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, also widely known as the "Mormon Church," or "LDS Church", is the largest denomination within the Latter Day Saint movement (Mormonism), a branch of Christian Restorationism. The Church is headquartered in Salt Lake City, Utah, USA.
One of Christianit's fringe groups.
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1. One of the largest donors to Proposition 8 in California, which effectively stripped same sexed couples of marriage equality. The LDS church explained their position as one protecting children, though unfounded as all mainstream health and psychological institutions share in an opposing position.
Proposition 8 was one of the most visible state propositions of the 2008 election cycle. It's passage was largely credited to he Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints in addition to other conservative groups.
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This school is one of the worst. you walk in and immediately feel hated. on your first day people will probably stare at you without talking, but on the second day they will just flat out ignore you. in middle school the cliques are the WORST. some girls are just flat out rude and some of the boys will definitely make uncomfy jokes towards you. The teachers genuinely don’t care about you or your education and are just as two faced as the students.
Sally is so two faced she acts like she goes to All Saints Catholic School jupiter fl
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