sammi

A sammi is a sandwich.

I’m hungry, I’m gonna make a sammi.

Sammi

Yes, she can be a bit of an ass sometimes, but that doesn't stop me from liking her.

Sammi is a fucking noun!

Sammi

That girl the stays up all night sending you Tiktoks but can’t answer you calls at 4 am. Sammi, that girl that is a friendly but rude person. Be careful of a Sammi she could be making fun of your Roblox avatar but you won’t know. She is a icon even if she is in a bald cap and pj’s or on her period.

Sammi is that girl you will love.

Sammi

She’s a selfish little bitch and is very rude. She always talks behind people’s back.

“Me: Uh sammi I don’t wanna be your friend anymore.”

“Sammi: Ugh how rude I did everything for you!!”
“Me: Yeah right.”

Sammi

Retarded and autistic and dumb and clumsy but popular

Sammi is actually retarded

Sammi

Autistic and dumb and retarded and clumsy but popular

Sammi is actually dumb

Sammi

Sammi is amazing and no one can say otherwise.

You either love her or.. Or die.
There's not really any other option.
I stg if anyone insults her I will destroy you all.

God: what happens if I click this button
Angel: um it's kinda like you make an adorable reincarnation of Jesus
God: Ok-

Sammi: *exists*
Joey: aw

Kyla: aw

Joey and Kyla: we protecc, we attacc