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A really hairy mustache that is NOTHING TO MAKE FUN OF, BITCHES!!!
George's Dirty Sanchez, er, I mean, hairy mustache, is getting bigger.
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When a friend sticks his finger in a dirty asshole at a (gentlemen's place of leisure) and then swipes his finger across his unsuspecting buddies upper lip.
Brad was turning a double dirty sanchez on Benny after he went in the back room with Shamocha.
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You know how asparagus makes your pee smell? Yeah, well when you eat some things... it makes your shit yellow. Look up 'Dirty Sanchez', yo!
Yo, I totally mustard gas sanchez'd Mac-N-Crack while she was passed out last night, yo!
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Performing a Dirty Sanchez after taking ecstasy.
I introduced Stacy to Dirty Sanchez's retarded cousin last night.
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It's when a fat girl shits in your soup at a resturant or any food place.
Bob: May i have 4 taco's with a tomato basil soup.
Katrice: total is $6.99 sir
10 minutes later...
Bob: My fucking food is cold, I want a refund.
Katrice: No problem sir (evil grin)
She goes to the back drops a deuce is his soup
and saids to herself, Smelly BBW Sanchez Refund coming up fucker.
She goes back to the front.
Bob: Thank You
Katrice: You have a good one lol.
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First you take any random girl that has her period, this is important. Now you fuck her in the pussy, and proceed to fisting her really hard. Dont wipe your arm. Then you turn her over and have hard anal-sex. Then just as you are about to cum, stop and spit on her back. She will turn around and you cum in her face, knock her out cold with your red and bloody fist and then you draw a moustache on her.
Man, me and my dad was dealing out Dirty Sanchez with a Raspberry flavoured Suckerpunch all last night
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Open up the attack with a Sneaky Carl Commence with the Banana Cream Pie definition No.3. Then during this section you also pull a Houdini,The and finish it with a Starwberry Shortcake. And the sprinkles will be the Abe Lincoln. For extra fun finish it off with a Greasy Sanchez or a Gooey Carl.
You can also do it ME style by putting a dot of feces inbetween the eyes.
When Jackson performed a Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles on his dad, his dad sued for sexual harrassment.
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