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taking a shit upside down so the juices and shit flows down your spine before entering the toilet bowl.
dude, you smell like shit. did you do another upside down toilet seat?
yeah, it was fun.
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When you beat your meat on the toilet seat. Exactly what it says
Beat my meat on the toilet seat, Doo da Doo da. Hands got tired so I used my feet, Doo da Doo da. I skeet skeet on the toilet seat, all the Doo da day
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To be familiar with something or somebody for a long time.
"Of course I know Dee; she and I go back like car seats."
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The act of carefully covering a toilet seat in a public bathroom with toilet paper or other protective paper so that your skin doesn't make contact with the toilet seat (and catching who knows what?)
Jimmy: Hurry dad! I gotta goooooo!
Dad: One moment Jimmy. I'm almost done gift wrapping the toilet seat. Then I'll let you sit on it. I don't want to think about who sat on this toilet seat before you!
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A single seat used to announce to everyone in eyesight that you are not gay.
Hey homey, leave a single seat of straight guy separation, wouldn't want that hotty over there to wonder about us.
hwen one is playing video games with their friend on-line, and then said friend's sibling (usually brother) walks in and says something random, and they all heard it (the person hears it over voice chat), yet didn't quite understand it. the brother usually can't quite remember hwat they said, even if one asks within a minute or two.
person: *playing*
friend: *also playing*
brother: *walks in* efyetnsirkepedn...
person: hwat was that?
friend: i don't know, my brother
brother: me neither lol
person: this is a seat bone, meat bone, shialitis!
Alternatively used as "Quack Quack Spot Back." Meaning ones seat is saved.
Luke went to get a soda so he called "Wet seal steal seat sealed". It ensured Taylor wouldn't steal his spot. Taylor you cock.