Mmmm lucky charms September 24 means mmmmm lucky charms
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National give your shortest friend a hug
Boy 1: oh look itโs Timmy ima go kick him
Boy 1: bro you canโt. You gotta be kind itโs September 10. Show your homie kindness
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Give your daughter money day!!
Me: hey what date is it today?
Dad: 26th September
Me: Oh!! Give me money!
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โseptember 7th coming upโ =โoh shit my favorite hoes birthday is thenโ
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September 16th is National wear a condom day.
โYo bro Iโm about to go fuck this girlโ
โHere bro take a condom itโs September 16thโ
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Day when you have to give an orgasm to your girlfriend โค
B: just lie right here love.
G: why?
B: because it's September 25 today.
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Make out with your lover and keep doing ok until they tell you to stop.
Hey babe, come here *starts making out with her*. (A few hours later) ok baby stop, why did you do that in the first place???
Babe it is September 24th!
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