September 10

National give your shortest friend a hug

Boy 1: oh look it’s Timmy ima go kick him
Boy 1: bro you can’t. You gotta be kind it’s September 10. Show your homie kindness

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26th September

Give your daughter money day!!

Me: hey what date is it today?
Dad: 26th September

Me: Oh!! Give me money!

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september 7th

your favorite hoes birthday

“september 7th coming up” =“oh shit my favorite hoes birthday is then”

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September 24

Lucky charms

Mmmm lucky charms September 24 means mmmmm lucky charms

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September 25

Day when you have to give an orgasm to your girlfriend ❤

B: just lie right here love.
G: why?
B: because it's September 25 today.

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September 30

National Make-out day
Go make-out w yo crush

Hey dude Kelly wants to make-out with you on September 30

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September 16th

September 16th is National wear a condom day.

“Yo bro I’m about to go fuck this girl”
“Here bro take a condom it’s September 16th”

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