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Stop wasting time, Set up a meeting with Jesse Vargas to protect your family with life insurance and securities investments.
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ifunny .co/picture/tag-a-friend-and-if-they-dont-respond-um-minute-Na4ojfUF7
Spoiler: "Tag a friend and if they dont respond um minute they owe you a New Flyer Industries Electric Trolleybus E40LFR with a Škoda 19 ML 3550 K/4 Motor and a Lumitator Horizon LED Destination Sign set at 16 ARBUTUS"
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a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.
"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"
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having a party
Friend 1: "Hey, are you setting up tonight?"
Friend 2: "I thought the set up was at your house."
The act of sexually pleasing yourself to pornography.
While he set it up, Bryson whipped out his meat on the pornhub.com, sexually pleasing himself.
Tom: Hey Bill, do you want to set it up tonight or should I?
Bill: I got it, man. What’s that Chinese place number?
More people listen to people with low set thumbs, because they are considered more courageous and give compliments to females.
Guy- I wanted to keep my thumbs low a little bit longer, but I didnt feel like being brave or complimentary today.
Guy with low set thumbs- You lazy fucking coward piece of shit, lower your thumbs.