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The act of penetration by an uncircumcised penis.
I totally got a Jew shanking last night on my blind date...
19th of November is a day were you must shank your girlfriend
you: (stabs your girlfriend)
her: ow wtf
you: its national shank your girlfriend day
her: oh fair
a Mexican meat shank is a type of shank where you use your penis and tape razor blades on it.
I hit Jackson with my Mexican meat shank.
My girlfriend was jerking me off last night but she just didn't do it right. What a shank!
Another name for a urinal.
As Armitage-Shanks is the largest urinal company in the UK, many people just call urinals 'shanks'.
This is the same sort of idea as calling all vacuum cleaners 'hoovers'.
Reading boy: "Mate, the shanks are bare dirt in there, enit?!"
Approximate translation: "Friend, the urinals are really dirty in there, did you happen to notice?!"
Any object you can stab someone with.
”Aw nuts that roadman just cut me with his shank”