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A shower taken while drinking one or multiple beers. Has the same relaxing effect of drinking in a hot tub. There are different levels of happy showers. A regular one includes one beer, a double happy shower entails the drinking of two beers, triple with three, and so on. A super happy shower includes any of the above but while also receiving a blowjob.
Dude #1: Bro you're sweaty as all hell. Did you just work out? You need a shower.
Dude #2: Yeah, man, toss me a couple beers, I'm gonna make it a happy shower.
Dude #1: Where's your girlfriend at? Tell her to give you a blowjob and you can make it a super happy shower.
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the term used for describing how clean you are.
Dude: Yeah, got a date tonight.
Friend: You're gonna take a shower right?
Dude: Shit. I stay "shower-fresh"
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a life-changing shower experience that involves eating an apple in the shower; the experience is best when done with another person and music (just make sure to keep the water cool enough so you don’t overheat lol)
Emily: Hey Nick, you know what would be the best way to celebrate our anniversary?
Nicholas: What?!
Emily: Shower apples!
Nicholas: Hey! I’m down! Happy anniversary :)
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The act of placing a freshly used rubber in the shoe of a sexual parter, usually a hutch.
Lauren almost shit her pants when she realized I had just given her a Shower Sandal.
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to pregame in the shower. there is no actual "shotgunning" involved so this may be done with a mixed drink or a beer. The only stipulation is that the drink must be drunk ENTIRELY in the shower.
chick 1:you're so trashed... what happened??
chick 2: well, I only had a half hour before we headed to the party so instead of taking time to get ready and then pregame, I just shower shotgunned my screwdriver.
chick 1: probably not your best decision...
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A term often used in Jail or prison.
When an inmate would subscribe to a hot chicks magazine such as maxim so he can rip out pages of the half naked chicks.
he then proceeds to stick the paper in a plastic waterproof sleeve...
then stick it to the wall in the shower.
sometimes many of these will be in the shower at once for viewers pleasure
Ice-Pick " Hey man you got that new maxim? "
Stomps " hell yeah son! "
Ice-Pick " oh you know we bouts ta get down on some new shower packs! "
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To take a crap and skip the use of traditional toilet paper and jump straight to the shower to clean up.
Steve: hey there Mike i see you made it into work on time today
Mike: Well i did a shower jump this morning and saved some time
Steve: I don't know what the hell a shower jump is but I'm promoting you to management!
Mike: gee thanks
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