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The money a man makes to compensate for his less than average penis size.
"Did you hear? John got that tech job he wanted"
"ppft why would I care? We all know its Shrimp Bread"
Finding one’s self in a pickle, a predicament.
Joe found himself in a real shrimp boil with his wife when he got home from his brother in laws bachelor party.
Somebody is wishing you good things.
Being shrimped stays for good fortune and getting to shrimp others is a way to show love and appreciation.
*u got shrimped*
your day is gonna be fine af
I love to get shrimped!
Somebody is wishing you good things.
Being shrimped stays for good fortune and getting to shrimp others is a way to show love and appreciation.
*u got shrimped*
your day is gonna be fine af
I love to get shrimped!
Damn that girl has three pounds of shrimp in her freezer!!!
When a man convinces a drunk woman to go home with him from the bar, drives her to a random house for sale down the road, takes her inside and cuffs her wrists behind her to her ankles in a bedroom closet. He pours a beer over her then he receives intense slobbery oral sex from the woman then treats her to a creamy surprise dessert filling her mouth to complete the meal. He then uncuffs her and runs out of the house disappearing into the night as she falls asleep in the closet.
Jessie: Girl, i was so wasted last night! I woke up in a random house for sale in the closet and all i can taste is sea salt and my jaw hurts. What did i drink last night?
Janice: Oh my gosh! You seriously don’t remember that guy Chad atvthe bar taking you home with him? He must’ve gave you a Willy’s shrimp shack!
a person named nate or Nathaniel is nerdy, clumsy and can be annoying, Usually doesn’t text back and very feminine.
Wow nate you’re such a shrimp corn.